Looking for a silly name for your horsy friend? This list is bursting with laugh-out-loud ideas for both colts (male horses) and fillies (female horses). Whether your horse is a majestic showstopper or a goofy goofball, there’s a perfectly punny or playful name waiting to be discovered!
Stupid Horse Names
- Neighsayer
- Clueless
- Whinnyfred
- Haywire
- Galloptious (a bit long, but fits the theme)
- Muffintop
- Noodlehead
- Clop
- Sherbert (for a colorful horse)
- Derp
- Neighbelline
- Hors d’oeuvre
- Stumbles
- Sunset (dramatic for a slow horse)
- Loaf
- Neighthan (Neigh + Nathan)
- Pasta (for a long-necked horse)
- Fuzzbutt
- Appaloosa-lution (for an Appaloosa)
- Neighmway
- Horseradish
- Glitterbomb (for a sparkly horse)
- Maneiac
- Haystack
- Neighpoleon
- Butterfingers
- Whinny The Pooh
- Palomino-mino (for a Palomino)
- Horsey McHorseface
- Glue (for a slow horse)
- Neighmeth (Neigh + Janet)
- Neighmpossible
- Clydesdale-icious (for a Clydesdale)
- Neighthaniel
- Neighchelle
- Neighthan Drake (Neigh + Nathan Drake)
- Neighmore
- Neighmethuselah (Neigh + Methuselah)
- Neighpoleon Dynamite
- Neigh-ten (Neigh + eight)
- Horsey McNeighface
- Haybraham Lincoln
- Neighbert Einstein
- Neighpoleon Bonaparte
- William Neightell (Neigh + William Tell)
- Neighpoleon Solo
- Sir Whinnyson
- Neigh-omi (Neigh + Naomi)
- Neighgel (Neigh + Nigel)
- Neighgel Thornberry (Neigh + Nigel Thornberry)
- Neighthan Drake 2: Electric Boogaloo (Neigh + Nathan Drake)
- Neigh-cey (Neigh + Nancy)
- Neighgella (Neigh + Nigella)
- Neighthan Fillion (Neigh + Nathan Fillion)
- Neigh-تان (Neigh + Sultan – for a fancy name)
- Neigh-cester (Neigh + Leicester)
- Neighgelina Jolie (Neigh + Angelina Jolie)
- Neigh-cole Kidman (Neigh + Nicole Kidman)
- Neigh-ya (Neigh + Tanya)
- Neigh-geria (Neigh + Nigeria)
- Neigh-poleon Dynamite 2: Electric Boogaloo (Neigh + Napoleon Dynamite)
- Neighthan Drake in Uncharted: Neighcharted (Neigh + Nathan Drake)
- Neigh-cole Kidman: Neigh Eyes Wide Shut (Neigh + Nicole Kidman)
- Neigh-gel Thornberry: The Movie (Neigh + Nigel Thornberry)
- Neighmore! (Neigh + Encore!)
- Neighthan Fillion: The Neverending Story (Neigh + Nathan Fillion)
- Neigh-gella Jolie in Tomb Raider: Neighder of the Lost Ark (Neigh + Angelina Jolie)
- Neighmore sequels… use your imagination!
- Nice (pronounced Neigh-s)
- Appaloosa-lution 2: Electric Boogaloo (for an Appaloosa)
- Clydesdale-icious: The Sequel (for a Clydesdale)
- Palomino-mino Strikes Back (for a Palomino)
- Sherbert Sunset (dramatic for a colorful slow horse)
- Haystack McNeedlehead
- Fuzzbutt the Wonder Horse
- Captain Clueless
- Whinny The Pooh Bear
- Major Derp
- Lieutenant Stumbles
- Sergeant Glue
- Corporal Haywire
- Private Noodlehead
- General Neighsayer
- Colonel Whinnyfred
- Ensign Sunset
- Trooper Pasta
- First Class Fuzzbutt
- Second Class Haystack
- Third Class Neighthan
- Fourth Class Neighthaniel
- Fifth Class Neighmore
- Sixth Class Neighbert
- Seventh Class Neighchelle
- Eighth Class Neighgel
- Ninth Class Neigh-ten
- Tenth Class Neigh-cey
- Sergeant Haybraham
- Corporal Neighpoleon
- Neigh-vergonna (Neigh + Never Gonna Give You Up)
- Neighstrodamus (Neigh + Nostradamus – for a horse who seems to predict things)
Stupid Horse Names For Male
- Hay-den (Horse pun on Hayden)
- Sir Whinnyalot (A play on Sir Lancelot)
- Buckaroo Banzai (Movie reference for a flashy horse)
- Neighthan (Neigh + Nathan)
- The Great Neighzini (A play on The Great Houdini)
- Mister Ed Jr. (Classic TV reference)
- Captain Clueless
- Sir Whinnyson (A play on Sir Winston)
- Hayfoot (For a clumsy horse)
- Neighpoleon Dynamite (Movie reference)
- McStable (Last name pun)
- The Neigh-sayer
- Fuzzy Wuzzy (For a hairy horse)
- Neigh-than Fillion (Actor pun)
- Sir Whinny the Pooh (Children’s book reference)
- The Neigh-gant (Giant pun)
- The Hay-riest Potter (Book series pun)
- Neighmore (Neigh + More)
- Hay-wire (Electrical pun)
- Neigh-gel (Neigh + Nigel)
- The Neigh-vigator (Navigator pun)
- Mr. Ed-ucated (Play on Mr. Ed)
- Sir Whinnyfred (A play on Sir Wilfred)
- Hay-braham Lincoln (Historical figure pun)
- The Neigh-tional Treasure (Movie reference)
- Sir Whinny the Pooh Bear (More emphasis on Pooh)
- Neigh-than Drake (Video game character pun)
- The Neigh-slayer (Slayer pun)
- Captain Stubborn
- The Neigh-gotiator (Negotiator pun)
- Hay-rietta Tubman (Historical figure pun)
- Neigh-poleon Bonaparte (Historical figure pun)
- Sir Whinny the Pooh Bear Esquire (Full title for Pooh)
- Neigh-gel Thornberry (Cartoon character pun)
- Neigh-poleon Dynamite 2: Electric Boogaloo (Movie reference with a sequel)
- The Neigh-ghmare Before Christmas (Movie reference)
- Hay-ley Mills (Actress pun)
- The Neigh-ghtmare (Nightmare pun)
- Neigh-more sequels… use your imagination! (Prompt continuation)
- Sir Whinny the Pooh III: The Wrath of Honey (Movie reference with a sequel)
- The Neigh-vigator: Unexplored Pastures (Navigator pun with a subtitle)
- The Hay-riest Potter and the Neigh-sors Stone (Book series pun with a subtitle)
- Neigh-poleon Dynamite vs. Sharks (Movie reference with a twist)
- Neigh-gel Thornberry: The Movie 2: The Wild Thornberrys (Cartoon reference with a sequel)
- Captain Clueless and the Case of the Missing Hay (Original story element)
- The Great Neighzini Escapes Again! (Original story element)
- Hay-den in Hay-ven (Horse pun with a location)
- Neigh-more: The Sequel No One Asked For (Humorous sequel)
- Neighstrodamus (Neigh + Nostradamus – for a horse who seems to predict things)
- The Neigh-verending Story (Movie reference)
Stupid Horse Names For Female
- Mane-iac (play on maniac for a feisty mare)
- Whinnifred (whimsical name with a horse twist)
- Hay-ley (horse pun on Hayley)
- The Neigh-sayeress (female version of neighsayer)
- Glitterbomb (for a sparkly mare)
- Princess Neigh-tella (play on Nutella for a sweet horse)
- Sheena, Queen of the Steeze (play on Sheena, Queen of the Jungle with a horsey twist)
- Pasta La Vista (play on “Hasta La Vista” for a long-necked mare)
- The Hay-rietta (play on Henrietta)
- Neigh-cole (Neigh + Nicole)
- Mare-y Poppins (play on Mary Poppins)
- Neigh-omi (Neigh + Naomi)
- The Neigh-gant (giant pun, works for both genders)
- Sunset Shimmers (dramatic for a slow mare)
- Neigh-na (Neigh + Nina)
- The Hay-ley Comet (play on Halley’s Comet)
- Neigh-chelle (Neigh + Michelle)
- The Neigh-gotiator (negotiator pun, works for both genders)
- Manehattan (play on Manhattan for a city-slicker horse)
- Neigh-gella (Neigh + Nigella)
- The Neigh-ighbor (neighbor pun)
- The Appaloosa-lution (for an Appaloosa mare)
- Princess Fuzzypants (for a hairy mare)
- The Hay-leylujah Chorus (play on Hallelujah Chorus)
- Neigh-vigation Station (play on navigation station)
- The Neigh-mare Before Christmas (movie reference)
- Neigh-more sequels… use your imagination! (Prompt continuation)
- The Appaloosa-lution 2: Electric Boogaloo (for an Appaloosa mare, sequel)
- Sugar Plum Fairy (play on the Sugar Plum Fairy from Nutcracker ballet)
- The Neigh-brary (library pun)
- Neigh-cole Kidman (Neigh + Nicole Kidman)
- The Hay-ley Mary (play on Hail Mary)
- Princess Neigh-tella Supreme (extended version of Princess Neigh-tella)
- The Neigh-ghmare (nightmare pun, works for both genders)
- Neigh-na the Neigh-na (Neigh + Nina repeated for emphasis)
- The Mane Attraction (play on main attraction)
- The Neigh-vigator: Unbridled Adventures (navigator pun with a subtitle)
- The Hay-leylujah Chorus: A Gospel Gallop (play on Hallelujah Chorus with a horsey twist)
- The Neigh-brary: A Stable Full of Stories (library pun with a subtitle)
- Neigh-cole Kidman: Neigh Eyes Wide Shut (Neigh + Nicole Kidman with movie reference)
- Princess Fuzzypants and the Mystery of the Missing Carrots (original story element)
- Sugar Plum Fairy and the Nutcracker Caper (original story element)
- The Neigh-brary: Borrowing Trouble (library pun with a story element)
- Neigh-more sequels… use your imagination again! (Double down on the prompt)
- Mane-iac Mondays (play on the name with a schedule)
- Sugar Plum Fairy’s Sweet Treats (play on the name with a detail)
- Neigh-brary Night (library pun with an event)
- The Appaloosa-lution Saves the Day (for an Appaloosa mare with a story element)
- Neighstrodamus (Neigh + Nostradamus – for a mare who seems to predict things)
- The Neigh-verending Story (movie reference)
