Stupid Horse Name Ideas

Looking for a silly name for your horsy friend? This list is bursting with laugh-out-loud ideas for both colts (male horses) and fillies (female horses). Whether your horse is a majestic showstopper or a goofy goofball, there’s a perfectly punny or playful name waiting to be discovered!

Stupid Horse Names

A list of funny names for a horse that is considered silly or goofy. — Need a name for your goofy horse? Here are a few ideas!

Neighsayer
Clueless
Whinnyfred
Haywire
Galloptious (a bit long, but fits the theme)
Muffintop
Noodlehead
Clop
Sherbert (for a colorful horse)
Derp
Neighbelline
Hors d’oeuvre
Stumbles
Sunset (dramatic for a slow horse)
Loaf
Neighthan (Neigh + Nathan)
Pasta (for a long-necked horse)
Fuzzbutt
Appaloosa-lution (for an Appaloosa)
Neighmway
Horseradish
Glitterbomb (for a sparkly horse)
Maneiac
Haystack
Neighpoleon
Butterfingers
Whinny The Pooh
Palomino-mino (for a Palomino)
Horsey McHorseface
Glue (for a slow horse)
Neighmeth (Neigh + Janet)
Neighmpossible
Clydesdale-icious (for a Clydesdale)
Neighthaniel
Neighchelle
Neighthan Drake (Neigh + Nathan Drake)
Neighmore
Neighmethuselah (Neigh + Methuselah)
Neighpoleon Dynamite
Neigh-ten (Neigh + eight)
Horsey McNeighface
Haybraham Lincoln
Neighbert Einstein
Neighpoleon Bonaparte
William Neightell (Neigh + William Tell)
Neighpoleon Solo
Sir Whinnyson
Neigh-omi (Neigh + Naomi)
Neighgel (Neigh + Nigel)
Neighgel Thornberry (Neigh + Nigel Thornberry)
Neighthan Drake 2: Electric Boogaloo (Neigh + Nathan Drake)
Neigh-cey (Neigh + Nancy)
Neighgella (Neigh + Nigella)
Neighthan Fillion (Neigh + Nathan Fillion)
Neigh-تان (Neigh + Sultan – for a fancy name)
Neigh-cester (Neigh + Leicester)
Neighgelina Jolie (Neigh + Angelina Jolie)
Neigh-cole Kidman (Neigh + Nicole Kidman)
Neigh-ya (Neigh + Tanya)
Neigh-geria (Neigh + Nigeria)
Neigh-poleon Dynamite 2: Electric Boogaloo (Neigh + Napoleon Dynamite)
Neighthan Drake in Uncharted: Neighcharted (Neigh + Nathan Drake)
Neigh-cole Kidman: Neigh Eyes Wide Shut (Neigh + Nicole Kidman)
Neigh-gel Thornberry: The Movie (Neigh + Nigel Thornberry)
Neighmore! (Neigh + Encore!)
Neighthan Fillion: The Neverending Story (Neigh + Nathan Fillion)
Neigh-gella Jolie in Tomb Raider: Neighder of the Lost Ark (Neigh + Angelina Jolie)
Neighmore sequels… use your imagination!
Nice (pronounced Neigh-s)
Appaloosa-lution 2: Electric Boogaloo (for an Appaloosa)
Clydesdale-icious: The Sequel (for a Clydesdale)
Palomino-mino Strikes Back (for a Palomino)
Sherbert Sunset (dramatic for a colorful slow horse)
Haystack McNeedlehead
Fuzzbutt the Wonder Horse
Captain Clueless
Whinny The Pooh Bear
Major Derp
Lieutenant Stumbles
Sergeant Glue
Corporal Haywire
Private Noodlehead
General Neighsayer
Colonel Whinnyfred
Ensign Sunset
Trooper Pasta
First Class Fuzzbutt
Second Class Haystack
Third Class Neighthan
Fourth Class Neighthaniel
Fifth Class Neighmore
Sixth Class Neighbert
Seventh Class Neighchelle
Eighth Class Neighgel
Ninth Class Neigh-ten
Tenth Class Neigh-cey
Sergeant Haybraham
Corporal Neighpoleon
Neigh-vergonna (Neigh + Never Gonna Give You Up)
Neighstrodamus (Neigh + Nostradamus – for a horse who seems to predict things)

Stupid Horse Names For Male

Hay-den (Horse pun on Hayden)
Sir Whinnyalot (A play on Sir Lancelot)
Buckaroo Banzai (Movie reference for a flashy horse)
Neighthan (Neigh + Nathan)
The Great Neighzini (A play on The Great Houdini)
Mister Ed Jr. (Classic TV reference)
Captain Clueless
Sir Whinnyson (A play on Sir Winston)
Hayfoot (For a clumsy horse)
Neighpoleon Dynamite (Movie reference)
McStable (Last name pun)
The Neigh-sayer
Fuzzy Wuzzy (For a hairy horse)
Neigh-than Fillion (Actor pun)
Sir Whinny the Pooh (Children’s book reference)
The Neigh-gant (Giant pun)
The Hay-riest Potter (Book series pun)
Neighmore (Neigh + More)
Hay-wire (Electrical pun)
Neigh-gel (Neigh + Nigel)
The Neigh-vigator (Navigator pun)
Mr. Ed-ucated (Play on Mr. Ed)
Sir Whinnyfred (A play on Sir Wilfred)
Hay-braham Lincoln (Historical figure pun)
The Neigh-tional Treasure (Movie reference)
Sir Whinny the Pooh Bear (More emphasis on Pooh)
Neigh-than Drake (Video game character pun)
The Neigh-slayer (Slayer pun)
Captain Stubborn
The Neigh-gotiator (Negotiator pun)
Hay-rietta Tubman (Historical figure pun)
Neigh-poleon Bonaparte (Historical figure pun)
Sir Whinny the Pooh Bear Esquire (Full title for Pooh)
Neigh-gel Thornberry (Cartoon character pun)
Neigh-poleon Dynamite 2: Electric Boogaloo (Movie reference with a sequel)
The Neigh-ghmare Before Christmas (Movie reference)
Hay-ley Mills (Actress pun)
The Neigh-ghtmare (Nightmare pun)
Neigh-more sequels… use your imagination! (Prompt continuation)
Sir Whinny the Pooh III: The Wrath of Honey (Movie reference with a sequel)
The Neigh-vigator: Unexplored Pastures (Navigator pun with a subtitle)
The Hay-riest Potter and the Neigh-sors Stone (Book series pun with a subtitle)
Neigh-poleon Dynamite vs. Sharks (Movie reference with a twist)
Neigh-gel Thornberry: The Movie 2: The Wild Thornberrys (Cartoon reference with a sequel)
Captain Clueless and the Case of the Missing Hay (Original story element)
The Great Neighzini Escapes Again! (Original story element)
Hay-den in Hay-ven (Horse pun with a location)
Neigh-more: The Sequel No One Asked For (Humorous sequel)
Neighstrodamus (Neigh + Nostradamus – for a horse who seems to predict things)
The Neigh-verending Story (Movie reference)

Stupid Horse Names For Female

Mane-iac (play on maniac for a feisty mare)
Whinnifred (whimsical name with a horse twist)
Hay-ley (horse pun on Hayley)
The Neigh-sayeress (female version of neighsayer)
Glitterbomb (for a sparkly mare)
Princess Neigh-tella (play on Nutella for a sweet horse)
Sheena, Queen of the Steeze (play on Sheena, Queen of the Jungle with a horsey twist)
Pasta La Vista (play on “Hasta La Vista” for a long-necked mare)
The Hay-rietta (play on Henrietta)
Neigh-cole (Neigh + Nicole)
Mare-y Poppins (play on Mary Poppins)
Neigh-omi (Neigh + Naomi)
The Neigh-gant (giant pun, works for both genders)
Sunset Shimmers (dramatic for a slow mare)
Neigh-na (Neigh + Nina)
The Hay-ley Comet (play on Halley’s Comet)
Neigh-chelle (Neigh + Michelle)
The Neigh-gotiator (negotiator pun, works for both genders)
Manehattan (play on Manhattan for a city-slicker horse)
Neigh-gella (Neigh + Nigella)
The Neigh-ighbor (neighbor pun)
The Appaloosa-lution (for an Appaloosa mare)
Princess Fuzzypants (for a hairy mare)
The Hay-leylujah Chorus (play on Hallelujah Chorus)
Neigh-vigation Station (play on navigation station)
The Neigh-mare Before Christmas (movie reference)
Neigh-more sequels… use your imagination! (Prompt continuation)
The Appaloosa-lution 2: Electric Boogaloo (for an Appaloosa mare, sequel)
Sugar Plum Fairy (play on the Sugar Plum Fairy from Nutcracker ballet)
The Neigh-brary (library pun)
Neigh-cole Kidman (Neigh + Nicole Kidman)
The Hay-ley Mary (play on Hail Mary)
Princess Neigh-tella Supreme (extended version of Princess Neigh-tella)
The Neigh-ghmare (nightmare pun, works for both genders)
Neigh-na the Neigh-na (Neigh + Nina repeated for emphasis)
The Mane Attraction (play on main attraction)
The Neigh-vigator: Unbridled Adventures (navigator pun with a subtitle)
The Hay-leylujah Chorus: A Gospel Gallop (play on Hallelujah Chorus with a horsey twist)
The Neigh-brary: A Stable Full of Stories (library pun with a subtitle)
Neigh-cole Kidman: Neigh Eyes Wide Shut (Neigh + Nicole Kidman with movie reference)
Princess Fuzzypants and the Mystery of the Missing Carrots (original story element)
Sugar Plum Fairy and the Nutcracker Caper (original story element)
The Neigh-brary: Borrowing Trouble (library pun with a story element)
Neigh-more sequels… use your imagination again! (Double down on the prompt)
Mane-iac Mondays (play on the name with a schedule)
Sugar Plum Fairy’s Sweet Treats (play on the name with a detail)
Neigh-brary Night (library pun with an event)
The Appaloosa-lution Saves the Day (for an Appaloosa mare with a story element)
Neighstrodamus (Neigh + Nostradamus – for a mare who seems to predict things)
The Neigh-verending Story (movie reference)